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It's my birthday!




          19 . 3 . 2013 . . . Today is my birthday! teheee, nothing special this year but as usual bila tiba je hari lahir perkara kat bawah ni akan terjadi kan² :


Birthday jokes, Troll FB notification

Bila benda macam ni berlalu, maka tanpa diundang perasaan di bawah akan menerpa 

happy birthday, troll fb notification

Personally bagi aku salah satu kebaikan FB ni ialah ia dapat mengingatkan kita pada hari lahir seseorang. Sebab kalau nak ingat birthday semua orang memang x lah kan. Ini sedikit sebanyak buat empunya birthday rasa dihargai (nak² kalau crush wish, hambek ko. . . terus x tentu arah . . padahal die wish pun sebab pakcik FB yang bagitau) Even wishes korang tu kebanyakannya hasil peringatan pakcik FB, aku still hargainya sebab at least adalah juga effort yang dikeluarkan untuk wish ye dak. Frankly speaking aku pun sama, ingat Birthday orang sebab FB haha.

So thanks for the birthday wishes from everyone who noticed my name today in the upper right corner of your FB page wokeyh! XD

Jutaan terima kasih juga diatas SMS, MMS dan hadiah² yang diberikan. Even hadiah tu bagi korang biasa² jer, tapi sangat besar nilainye bagi aku. . . Fyi, setiap tahun orang first yang wish birthday aku akan dapat hadiah but this year ramai pulak yang wish awal sehari *__* (invalid) 
 First wish yang aku dapat adalah daripada. . .

Happy birthday khalid, khalid kyle birthday, khalidsuxx

Thanks pakcik Google! Lepas ni saya akan lebih kerap menggunakan anda XD. 
Supposely ada banyak gambar aku nak letak dalam entry ni, tapi takde kamera nak ambil lepas kamera aku hilang + handset aku dengan selambanya aku basuh menggunakan mesin basuh. Sumpah frust ok! Itulah antara faktor utama kenapa aku jarang update blog dan juga Instagram 

Btw, harini juga i'm a bit surprised to see my blog followers dah pun mencecah 7K. What a nice odd number, thanks korang! So as a token of appreciation + aku x pernah review blog sesiapapun sebelum ni, aku nak reviewlah blog askar bertuah yang memegang angka 7K tersebut tapi cari punya cari x jumpa daaa blog die. . .


Nasib baiklah yang ke 7002 ni dapat dikesan, memang rezeki awaklah yer :-) Kat bawah ni merupakan salah satu header blog tersebut.


http://fiffy-athieyra.blogspot.com/

Kalau diikutkan maklumat yang ada, tuan blog ni namanya Fifi Athirah. Blog ini lebih berunsurkan keIslaman which is GOOD of course :-) Color pun mostly pink (kata gegurlkan) barulah terserlah ke-gegurlan-nya itu. Based on my stalking skills, aku rasa tuan blog ni memang ada pasang niat untuk pakai purdah kot (berdasarkan pic² yang ada). Abang doakan niat murni Izzah eh Fifi tu terlaksana k hiks XD

Hakikatnya, bukan senang ye nak pakai purdah ni, kene ada tahap iman yang kuat untuk istiqamah pakai pakaian macam ni. I know lah sebab my sister pun ada yang berpurdah meh. Cabaran pakai purdah ni pun sangat tinggi sebenarnya. Ujian pada si pemakai pun tinggi. Ikhlas dari hati, aku memang tabik spring & respek habis pada wanita yang berpurdah. 

islamic girls, islamic family, burqa, purdah, jilbab, islam women

Gambar kat atas ni diambil semasa sambutan Hari Raya Aidilfitri yang lepas & makhluk² comel kat atas tu adalah anak buah a.k.a bantal peluk aku weee. Semoga dengan bertambahnya usia ini diharap bertambah jualah amal kebajikan yang akan aku kerjakan. #Amin :-)


P/s : Mulut ni still lenguh sebab hari ni sehari suntuk mulut ni asyik bercakap je.
 Penangan Free Call dari Maxis!


129

30 Perbuatan yang mewarisi kepapaan



cute cat, funny cat, grumpy cat, cat faces. kucing comel, kucing gemuk/montel, cute pets


30 Perbuatan yang mewarisi kepapaan :

1) Mengerjakan dosa
2) Melebihkan tidur
3) Tidur bertelanjang
4) Tidur selepas solat subuh
5) Membiarkan makanan yang jatuh. (tidak diambil / dibersihkan)
6) Mengeringkan anggota badan (termasuk peluh) dengan tepi kain (pakaian) yang sedang dipakai. Untuk penyelesaian,gunakanlah sapu tangan
7) Membakar kulit bawang (merah / putih) 
8) Menyapu rumah pada malam hari
9) Meninggalkan sampah pada rumah (tidak dibuang / dibersihkan)
10) Berjalan dihadapan guru (tidak tunduk / hormat)
11) Membasuh tangan dengan tanah
12) Memanggil kedua ibu bapa dengan namanya
13) Meringankan sembahyang. (solat tidak sempurna tanpa kusyuk dan tawaduk)
14) Menjahit pakaian ketika sedang dipakai dibadan
15) Bersegera keluar dari masjid
16) Pergi ke pasar pada awal-awal pagi dan melambatkan kepulangan
17) Tidak membasuh bekas makanan
18) Memadam pelita dengan mulut
19) Menyisir rambut dengan sikat yang patah2
20) Meninggalkan berdoa untuk kedua ibu bapa
21) Memakai serban ketika duduk
22) Memakai seluar ketika berdiri
23) Terlalu boros atau bakhil dalam berbelanja
24) Membuang kahak ketika qada hajat
25) Menyapu rumah dengan kain (pakaian)
26) Cungkil gigi dengan pencungkil kayu (gunalah tali)
27) Duduk dibendul rumah
28) Duduk diantara belahan pintu
29) Berwudhu ditempat tidur
30) Makan sesuatu ketika berjunub lebih setahun yang lalu

Sumber : Dipetik dari kitab Taalim Mutaallim (m/s 43) dan kitab Jauhar Al-Mauhub Wa Minabbahatil Qulub  (m/s 102) karangan Syeikh Ali bin Abdul Rahman Al-Kelantani.

P/s : Admin blog ni memang selalu buat perbuatan no 2, 4, 9, 22 & 26 huhu. Anda bagaimana ? 
* Muhasabah diri * Semoga perkongsian ilmu yang sedikit ini dapat beri manfaat kepada semua. Renung² kan dan selamat beramal :-) 


73

Pendedahan Siapa Sebenarnya Kekasih Yuna


kekasih baru yuna, yuna dan kekasih mat salleh, julian pakwe yuna

Notification : Entry ini mengandungi gambar² yang sesetengahnya agak seksi untuk tatapan remaja bawah umur.

Nota Tersepit : Niat Penulisan hanyalah untuk berkongsi, bukan untuk berkontroversi.

          Salam hujung minggu buat semua :-) hmmm actually aku fikir 2-3 kali jugaklah kan nak buat ke x entry ni sebab status si Yuna ni masih menjadi tanda tanya. Kalau diikutkan cerita² media hiburan Malaysia, semua kata Yuna dah ada kekasih baru mat salleh but si Yuna kata diorang kawan je. X taulah tu statement cover line ke ape kan. #aderakukeysah. Yang penting i love all your songs Yuna!

          Mula² aku memang x ambil pedulilah kan siapa kekasih baru si yuna ni, ingatkan Photographer biasa² je . . . tapi harini time aku tengah feeling² layan lagu Terukir di Bintang, tergerak pulak hati nak buka Beutifulnara tengok siapakah lelaki yang telah berjaya mencuri hati penyanyi pujaanku, Yuna!

          Bila aku buka tengok rasa macam lawak pulak, kekasih baru yuna tu digambarkan macam orang biasa, kawan dan juga jurugambar peribadi yuna + terlalu sedikit info pasal dia. . . then tengok nama . . Jules Schratter . . . . hmm macam pernah kudengar nama itu tapi dimana yaa. . Jules. . julian. . julap. . . WHAT!?!

          Jules/Julian ni bukan jurugambar biasa ok, dia  ni merupakan salah seorang model lelaki high fashion yang agak terkenal di dunia & pernah menjadi model untuk "PREF magazine", "Moscanueva", "DNA magazine, "Dolce & Gabbana", "Vivienne Westwood", "DSquared" and many more. Dia famous among modelling industry & dekat oversea, tu pasal orang Malaysia x berapa nak kenal. Aku kenal dia pun sebab umur lebih kurang sama & aku adelah jugak terlibat & tau pasal modelling apekejadah ni sume kan masa umur belasan tahun dulu. Disebabkan ramai yang x kenal dia ni + Yuna pun busy memanjang, so aku tolonglah perkenalkan yer haha.

Biodata 

Wilhelmina is one of the largest and most successful modeling agencies in the world
Name :  Julian Schratter
Born : 1989 in San Mateo, California, USA
Education : Graduate of Aragon High School in San Mateo, California
Features :  6-foot-one, hazel eyes, brown hair
Career : Modeling since the age of 17, as well as working behind the camera as a photographer himself ~ a double threat. 

Julian Modelling Video Casting (16 years old )

Bila dah jadi model dekat agency terkenal, kengkawan  dia pun haruslah famous amos jugakkan. Antara member rapat Julian adalah Sean O'pry, Francisco Lachowski, River Viiperi (pakwe Paris Hilton) & etc . . .
francisco lachowski , Sean O'pry, river viiperi, julian schratter, modelling man, boys

Some of his modeling pics :

julian schratter, brief model, D&G underwear, famous male model, yuna boyfriends
julian schratter modelling portfolio, hot male models, new male models, kekasih yuna
julian schratter modelling portfolio, hot male models, new male models, kekasih yuna


Some random pics :

julian schratter, hot male models, new male models, gambar kekasih yuna. yuna new boyfriend
julian schratter, hot male models, new male models, gambar kekasih yuna. yuna new boyfriend, pakwe yuna, kekasih baru yuna, pengganti qi, kekasih mat salleh yuna

Bak Kata Yuna  :
" Jodoh kita tak tahu. Saya pun single. Walaupun berlainan agama, bagi saya kita semua sama."

julian schratter, hot male models, new male models, gambar kekasih yuna. yuna new boyfriend, pakwe yuna, kekasih baru yuna, pengganti qi, kekasih mat salleh yuna


          So kepada kaum hawa yang baca entry ni (termasuk ex-yuna), janganlah jeles dengan yuna yer coz dapat balak ala² Zac Efron haha. Kita doakanlah diorang bahagia kalau ada jodoh. Kepada makcik² yang tersesat baca entry ni & x faham apekebenda nama² yang aku duk sebutkan di atas tu bolehlah tanya pakcik Google yer & kepada Yuna, semoga sukses selalu! Teruskan berkarya & mengharumkan nama negara ke persada dunia. ♥

P/s : Admin blog ni baru je habis LI jumaat lepas dan akan menyambung pengajiannya dalam keadaan tiada mood sebab dah lama x pegang buku. Doakan beliau agar dapat meneruskan pengajian dengan jayanya ok! Thanks :-)


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Kak Pah, Listen!


kak pah, macai umno, suara mahasiswa, sharifah zohra, pah jabeen
Perempuan tidak Wajib Pakai Tudung tapi Wajib Tutup Aurat - UAI -

Nota Tersepit :
- Kak Pah merujuk kepada sharifah, bukan sharifah Aini tapi sharifah Zohra anak pak Jabeen
   [ Presiden Pertubuhan Suara Wanita 1 Malaysia (SW1M) ]
- Penulis bukanlah seorang pro pembangkang mahupun anti kerajaan sebaliknya hanya seorang 
   mahasiswa kerdil bersifat Neutral yg masih waras untuk membezakan masalah manusia & haiwan.
- Penulis ingin memohon maaf sekiranya ada kata² di dalam entry ini yang mengguris hati
   mana² pihak. Niat penulisan hanya untuk menyatakan pendapat, so don't take it too seriously :-)
- WAJIB tengok Video di bawah sebelum baca entry ini.




Reaksi penulis semasa menonton video ini :

Video Mula : Emcee ni orang ape erk, india ke sikh. . . Hmmm . . . .
                (rupanya melayu, campur arab sket la kot, kalau x mana datang kak pah nyer)

Minit Pertama : Wahhh semangatnya student india ni pergi ke depan ajukan soalan, 
                     bukan calang2 soalan pulak tu!

Minit Kedua : Berani seyh student ni, suara lantang kemain, aku pon x mampu buat mcm tu.

Minit Ketiga : Setiap soalan yang dia bagi disertakan dengan hujah, that's what we call student! 

Minit Keempat : Ni apehal plak emcee ni tetibe mencelah ni, aku x habis dengar lagi soalan die ni

Minit ke 4 : 20 : WTF

Minit Kelima : Let me speak, Let me speak, Let me speak Let me speak, Let me speak.
                  Minah ni parkinson ke -__-" Style cakap nak angkuh je, x bleh blah!  

Minit Seterusnya : Hanya mampu tersenyum sinis sambil menyakitkan mata, hati & telinga melihat Kak Pah melontarkan hujah² nya yang bukan sahaja x matang, malah x menjawab soalan student tadi.

Dear Kak Pah, Listen!

 Listen listen listen listen listen  listen listen listen ( direpeat sebanyak 99x ) LISTEN!!!

First of all respect is earned, not gained.

          How could you tell Bawani to listen and respect while you, yourself don't respect her when she didn't get to finish her talking?  You pulled away her mike, chided her, belittled her education, stopped her questions, mocked her and yet you say that is respect? I feel ashamed to have you as a fellow Malaysian who claims to like human rights but seem unable to understand it's basic principles. Respect is a two-way street, it's not about someone's age. You do not deserve any respect for being such a disrespectful robber of freedom of speech, Kak Pah oiii. Maybe you were thinking that your status are so high and no wonder, you treated Bawani so lowly.  #sigh

Dear Kak Pah, Listen!

          i don't care if you are PMS or whateva but the way you intruding Bawani's speech, pulling her mic away and saying that "dont compare malaysia with other country, if you dont like this system go to other country" is so rude & unacceptable. Did you know that we should compare our country with other countries because in order to develop and to become another nation we learn from others and improve from what we learn.

Then you continue your so called " speech " by asking her : 
"What are you doing in Malaysia?" 
Excuse me, she's in Malaysia because she's a MALAYSIAN. It's HER country, she has the right to be dissatisfied. She has the right to improve her education if she wants to. Freedom of speech, she has the right to voice her opinions. She loves her country enough, wanting to change it for the better, dont u get it? Surely not! 

          Just like Bawani, im a student too. LISTEN TO ME, Why must I get off the country that I was born in? I’m paying my tax, I don’t break any law, I’m freaking contributing to the economy as well, why must I get out of MY country? All these uneducated people who speaks as if they own this land should get a reality check, we all are part of this country. Malays, Chinese, Indians and all other Malaysian citizens!

Dear Kak Pah, Listen!

          To me Bawani KS made a bold statement with good points about having a free education by giving some countries names as example, telling the audience about GDP Cuba things 
but the answers she got from you =  :

‘When I speak, you listen’, ‘jangan samakan negara lain dengan Malaysia’, ‘apa yang kamu buat di Malaysia, go to Cuba, go to Argentina, go to Libya’ (Libya?) ‘you must understand what is democracy, you must understand – what is perhimpunan lebih dari 3 orang di sesebuah tempat’, ‘animals have problem’,   ‘kucing ada masalah’, ‘anjing boleh menggonggong’, ‘lembu kambing ada masalah’, ‘kita manusia lebih rakus daripada ikan’, ‘and you tau tak binatang apa yang paling banyak sekali masalah?’, ‘pernah makan shark finn?’ atau ‘you are very much to go to another university’.

          Zeriously?  I myself dont really have an idea of what you are trying to compare? human, an animal with politics? What nonsense is that? muahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kak pah , listen, sharifah zohra jabeen,
Kak Pah, u should consider about working in
Animal Planet too since u can understand animals feelings very well

          Lets try this for example, when you are about to die because of not having enough money to buy food, and someone like you said, listen, listen, listen, the animals are also dying because they dont have sufficient money to buy food. LOL. What comparison is this? Clearly its not logic at all. I am sorry because you are entitled with Presiden SW1M. Dont embarrass us Malaysians more, OK Kak Pah? Shame on you if the outsiders were to see the video. And what is more important, in fact, the videos are currently being watch by outsiders. Talking about media's influences. . . 

Dear Kak Pah, Listen!

          Just a piece of advise. A good leader is always a good listener. A good leader must have an open heart and a good leader always dare to admit mistake, face critics and resolve problem, learn how to respect someone of your own gender. You clearly have no rights to speak about human rights when you clearly don't understand the basics of it. Again, Its her (Bawani) right as a Malaysian to voice out her opinion. Who the hell are you to tell her to go Cuba or Argentina to get herself educated? Please do yourself a favour and go back to school. Educate yourself first on how to respect one another. If you are not prepared to answer question don't come to public forums, sit at home and speak to your cats and try to solve their problems coz you clearly have an IQ level of an animal. You think you made a champion out of yourself by humiliating that girl infront of the 2300 fellow students? Clearly now the whole nation is proving you who's the biggest fool of all. May Allah guide you to the right path. Enuff Said.

Dear Kak Pah, Listen!

You better read this ===> Muslim Etiquette of Talking

Or if u think reading is boring, listen listen listen to this song XD

                                 

Still bored? then u should definitely need to Dance while 
listen listen listen listen listen listen listen LISTENNNINGGG
to your New Remix! XD ( It's Kak Pah, Bitch - Clubbing mood ON )

                                 

          
          My personal congratulations and best wishes to Ms Bawani KS who fought for the rest of the students who rightfully deserve free education and a country free of corruption. Young girls like her who are willing to speak up against injustice is a rare breed. Though she was only given a short time to deliver her speech, she made every Malaysian proud and set an example of how one should fight for their rights.

P/s :  Penggunaan bahasa rojak secara meluas dalam penulisan blog ini adalah disebabkan penulis 
         hidup in the rojak society, loving rojak and have a rojak family background. Peace! :-)


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Designer VS Prostitute



mak nyah, pondan, bapok, pelacur, lawak, maknyah gedik, GRO, maknyah lawak, nok, awie, designer vs prostitute, faggot
Gambar sekadar hiasan

The truth about working as a designers : 

1. You work weird (night time) 
Overtime . . .
Just like prostitutes.

2. They pay you to make the client
happy. . .
Just like a prostitute.

3. The client pays a lot of money, but
your employer keeps almost every
penny. . .
Just like a prostitute.

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the
client's dreams . . .
Just like a prostitute.

5. Your friendships fall apart and you
end up hanging out with people in
the same profession as you . . .
Just like a prostitute.

6. When you have to meet the client you
always have to be perfectly
groomed . . .
Just like a prostitute.

7. But when you go back home it seems
like you are coming back from
hell . . .
Just like a prostitute.

8. The client always wants to pay less
but expects incredible things
from you . . .
Just like a prostitute.

9. When people ask you about your job,
you have difficulties to explain 
it . . .
Just like a prostitute.

10. Everyday when you wake up, you say
"I'm not going to spend the rest of my life 
doing this . . ."
Just like a prostitute.

coudln't agree more :-P


P/s : Right now im doing my internship under Graphic & Design Department, it just my thoughts. C'mon this entry is just for fun. So Chill and Happy Weekend! XD


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